Having a random hookup so left but love u
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Randomize