she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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