Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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