Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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