yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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