He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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