I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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