Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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