Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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