At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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