Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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