I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I see more hoeing in ur future
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