he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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