I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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