when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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