So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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