just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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