South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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