I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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