Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
