Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
