She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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