is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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