If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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