STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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