the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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