just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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