At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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