One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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