i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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