Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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