if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cannot find my penis.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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