Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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