Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I had to cum in my sink.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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