I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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