It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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