its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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