She announced her abortion via fbk
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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