yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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