ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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