i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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