hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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