If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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