she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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