Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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