I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize
