? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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