just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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