Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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