Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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