Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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