Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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