Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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