So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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