Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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