He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
two words: eviction party
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I am one with the molecules
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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